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Music of the Soul
Awake at Twilight
Created on 2007-10-01 09:52:57 (#13934590), last updated 2008-07-07
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Basic Info| Name: | ode_to_silence |
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BioMy theory of evolution:
Many many years ago when the world was still young and as yet there were no such things as hominids or other ape-like creatures, a spacship came down to land on the springy green turf of the country that is currently known as Atlantis. On this spaceship was the Ultimate Jellyus, Supreme and Immortal Queen of the Planet Who's Name Shall Remain Unknown To The Inhabitants of the Planet Earth For the Time Being. She created supermonsters and other crazy and highly dangerous beings by sewing together bits of other creatures, such as rats, cane toads, monkeys, hippos, and unicorns, and bringing them to life with her Ultimate Lightening Harnesser Device. She dubbed these creatures Australopithecus Afarensis for no apparent reason other than that it sounded cool. And she made more and more of these creatures, coming up with increasingly cooler and cooler names: Homo Erectus, Neanderthal, and last: Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Then she killed all of them except for the last ones because she felt like it. She then brainwashed them all into believing that some nutty old guy called God invented them in his likeness, despite the fact that Homo Sapiens looks nothing at all like Queen Jellyus but I probably shouldn't have told you that. Oops. Anyway, she returned to her home Universe, and in doing so accidently made Atlantis explode and sink beneath the waves (oops again), and continued to watch her pets from afar. Occaisionaly returning to walk amongst her creations disguised as one of them.
Yeah, well anyway.
I consider myself to be a bit of a dreamer. I'm weird, supposedly intelligent, introverted, indecisive, creative, very shy, very quiet, self-concious, and I like being alone.
My ambitions are: to travel the world, to own a grand piano, to learn to play the cadneza from Grieg's Piano Concerto in A minor, to write a symphony, to win the Nobel Prize, to write a book, to become more self-confidant, to become a millionaire, to own a flame thrower, to learn at least one more language, and world, and eventually glactical, or even universal!, domination, or just become the first President of Australia, as well as the first female Prime Minister.
Many many years ago when the world was still young and as yet there were no such things as hominids or other ape-like creatures, a spacship came down to land on the springy green turf of the country that is currently known as Atlantis. On this spaceship was the Ultimate Jellyus, Supreme and Immortal Queen of the Planet Who's Name Shall Remain Unknown To The Inhabitants of the Planet Earth For the Time Being. She created supermonsters and other crazy and highly dangerous beings by sewing together bits of other creatures, such as rats, cane toads, monkeys, hippos, and unicorns, and bringing them to life with her Ultimate Lightening Harnesser Device. She dubbed these creatures Australopithecus Afarensis for no apparent reason other than that it sounded cool. And she made more and more of these creatures, coming up with increasingly cooler and cooler names: Homo Erectus, Neanderthal, and last: Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Then she killed all of them except for the last ones because she felt like it. She then brainwashed them all into believing that some nutty old guy called God invented them in his likeness, despite the fact that Homo Sapiens looks nothing at all like Queen Jellyus but I probably shouldn't have told you that. Oops. Anyway, she returned to her home Universe, and in doing so accidently made Atlantis explode and sink beneath the waves (oops again), and continued to watch her pets from afar. Occaisionaly returning to walk amongst her creations disguised as one of them.
Yeah, well anyway.
I consider myself to be a bit of a dreamer. I'm weird, supposedly intelligent, introverted, indecisive, creative, very shy, very quiet, self-concious, and I like being alone.
My ambitions are: to travel the world, to own a grand piano, to learn to play the cadneza from Grieg's Piano Concerto in A minor, to write a symphony, to win the Nobel Prize, to write a book, to become more self-confidant, to become a millionaire, to own a flame thrower, to learn at least one more language, and world, and eventually glactical, or even universal!, domination, or just become the first President of Australia, as well as the first female Prime Minister.
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